The chicken and the egg were sitting in bed after sex, each smoking a cigarette. The chicken said, “well, I guess that answers that question”.
The Ladder to Success
Stevie died and went into the afterlife to find himself surrounded by a squad of cheerleaders who immediately ran to him and caressed him with kisses. The head cheerleader appeared and said “You can stay here with us for eternity or climb the ladder to success” she said pointing to a ladder in the corner. The man couldn’t stand the curiosity so he started to climb the ladder… When he arrived to the next level he saw models, as far as the eye could see, naked as the day they were born. The first one said, “You can stay here with us for eternity or climb the ladder to success…”
Debating the choice a little, Stevie went back to the ladder to continue climbing… he couldn’t wait to see the paradise awaiting him.
On the next level sat a fat, old, bald hairy man with blotchy skin and a horrible smell.
“What the hell is this? Where are all the beautiful women and who are you?
“I’m Cess” the man said.
