Three women escaped from prison, a brunette, redhead and a blond. Before long the police were in hot pursuit so the three women took shelter in a barn. When they heard footsteps approaching the brunette said “quick jump into these three sacks!” The policemen came in a looked around but all they could see were three suspicious looking sacks on the ground. “Have a look in that sack there” said the chief. Thinking quickly, the brunette cried “meow” and the policemen stopped saying “its only a cat” approaching the second sack the redhead said “woof woof!” Ah its only a dog said the policemen. Following the others lead, when the blond was approached the said in her most convincing voice “potatoes, potatoes!”.
Two blonds were walking by a wheat field when one noticed a third blond sitting in a rowboat in the middle of the field, she was paddling furiously trying to get to the other side. “See, said one of the blonds walking on the road, “its blonds like that who give us a bad name, if I wasn’t such a bad swimmer I would go out there and smack her on the head!”
