A young boy decides to learn a music so his father buys him a bass guitar and sends him off to some lessons. After his first lesson the boy comes home and his dad asks how it went. “Oh it was great we went over all of the notes on the first string!” After the second lesson the boy comes home and proudly shows his dad the names of all the notes on the second string. But at the time of the third lesson, the father came home and found his son playing computer games at home. “Why aren’t you at your lesson?” he said. “Yeah” said the boy, “I blew it off for a gig!”
What do you call a smart bass player?
A guitarist
How can you tell that the stage is level?
Because the bass player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth!
