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Naughty Jokes

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Share The chicken and the egg were sitting in bed after sex, each smoking a cigarette. The chicken said, “well, I guess that answers that question”. The Ladder to Success Stevie died and went into the afterlife to find himself surrounded by a squad of cheerleaders who immediately ran to him and caressed him with [...]

Bass Player Jokes

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Share  A young boy decides to learn a music so his father buys him a bass guitar and sends him off to some lessons. After his first lesson the boy comes home and his dad asks how it went. “Oh it was great we went over all of the notes on the first string!” After [...]

Blonde Jokes 1

Blond jokes

Share Three women escaped from prison, a brunette, redhead and a blond. Before long the police were in hot pursuit so the three women took shelter in a barn. When they heard footsteps approaching the brunette said “quick jump into these three sacks!” The policemen came in a looked around but all they could see [...]

Yo Mama Jokes

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ShareYo Mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in! Yo Mama is so fat that she was given her very own zip code Yo Mama is so fat when she walks backwards, she makes a beeping sound Yo Mama is so slow she couldn’t catch a cold Yo [...]