A young Tasmanian man proudly struts home as he is about to tell his father that tonight is the night he will consummate his love with his girlfriend. His father is very happy to hear the news and helps his son set up the house for a romantic evening. After a nice meal, some wine and good conversation the two young lovers retire to their room and the father, with a smile on his face, goes to watch tv. Suddenly, the father hears a shriek from the bedroom… and the young man comes running out from the bedroom. “Dad dad, I don’t know what to do! She is a virgin!!” The father looked disappointed, but resolute “If she’s not good enough for her own family she’s not good enough for ours!”
A young man had just moved to Tasmania after running the rat race for too many years in Sydney. Upon his arrival his neighbor turned up and struck up a conversation.
-Welcome to the neighborhood! Wanna come round tomorrow night? I’m throwin a party!
- Sounds good
- Gotta warn ya though, there might be a bit of drinkin goin on.
- That’s fine, I’ve been known to throw back a few
- And there might be a bit of fightin, things can get rough at these parties…
- O.K. … I guess
- Oh, and the sex
- The sex?
- Yeah often these things result in a bit of an orgy
- So who are all these people coming to this party of yours?
- Just you and me mate!
