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Australian Jokes

AustraliaRudd , Gillard and Swan are flying on the Executive Airbus to a
gathering in Canberra when Rudd turns to Gillard and says, chuckling,
‘You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and
make someone very happy .’

Gillard shrugs and replies,    ‘Well, I could throw ten $100
bills out the
window and make ten people happy.’

Not to be outdone, Swan says,    ‘Well I could throw a hundred $10
bills out the window and make a hundred people happy.’

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,  ‘Such arrogant
jerks back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window
and make 21 million people happy.’